Word is on the street, that there's a massive conspiracy happening on the slopes. It is said, that supposedly, there is a legal black market for mind-altering substances, their range is huge, comes in all sizes and colours and is available EVERYWHERE. Thank god there are still brave and fearless news agencies like Local Edition, who aren't scared of uncovering the unpleasant truth about heavy drink drinkers and shouting it into your faces.
Some of you may remember last week's revealing story on smoking pot on the slopes by "news station" Inside Edition, and as most of the people use their brain once in a while, the story got called out to being unobjective and badly researched bullshit. Now we are all waiting on the day, when resorts can charge people for smoking weed and it will be totally okay to do that on the slopes forever.