But as you'll see in this bit of original promotional material, there's a whole heap o' junk that Danny Kass does not know.
Apparently this is an homage to 'Nike's iconic Bo Knows' campaign. Learn something new every day, eh? Some pretty funny skits with Danny and Snowboarder mag EiC Pat Bridges. Oh, and Danny-boy now rides Nike boots and outerwear in case you missed the message of the message.