Well if this video isn't click bait we don't really know what is.
Now that we've got that out of the way, sit back and watch this fine group of snowboarders arm themselves with old-school boards and thick, earthly rugs and enjoy some freshies in their birthday suits.
Of course, clips like these always raise the question of whether naked edits are merely the dick jokes of the snowboard world. Loved by the masses but loathed by the cognoscenti...
Either way, it's not everyday you get to see Alex Andrews' pork sword or Laura Hadar's happy valley now is it?
A film by Jim Mangan