What are these skier folks doing on Onboard, you ask?
Well, it's part five of Lib Tech's Road To Holy Bowly series (yes, Lib make skis too) - and like rabid Star Wars memorabilia collectors locked in an eBay bidding war for a limited edition Jar Jar Binks figurine, we just wouldn't rest easy knowing that we didn't have the full set.
Not that we're adverse to a bit of two-planking from time to time - that Candide is always good value, as is Tom Wallisch's latest video. But if the sight of ski poles still makes you break out in hives, there's a Travis Rice that's just the tonic.
The last stop is the Holy Bowly itself, in Sunshine Village. That one's dropping on 23rd November, so mark your calendars...