Ok, so technically these guys are just kids rather than midgets, but there's no denying that they're incredible. Watch this, and then retire.

Burton's Youth team rips hard. Check out mini men Redman Gerard, Nik Baden, Darren Mack, Gabe Ferguson, Brock Crouch and Kyle Mack tearing the parks of the US a new one, with style beyond their years and the kind of double corking, multi-spinning technical ability that will make riders with facial hair weep.