Ahh, your local shop kid. Young, poor, and oozing enthusiasm with every breath for their beloved snowboarding. They’re probably just looking to get cheap gear and stack some cash whilst they’re at college. Hours spent flicking through brand catalogues, selecting the best DVD to play in the store and the smell of wax are just a few of their favourite past-times.

However, if their boundless enthusiasm and good-hearted nature grinds your gears, here’s some solid advice on how to make them jaded, angry and left with a lingering distaste for the general public.

It happens working in retail anyway, but this’ll just speed that process up.

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