As none of the Onboard staff possess a steely dislike for people, snowboarding or just life, we all sadly failed to pass the rigorous testing required to become an elite member of the ‘Liftwaffe’
Whilst we have met many, many fine lifties in our time (including the massive legend on the chair at Saas Fee, in the 07/08 season that made devil horns at us every time we lapped through) we’ve also met some that have clearly been spawned in the dark recesses of Hell.
Hence we have assembled a step-by-step list of things that, should you find yourself in the process of doing in or around a lift station, will mean you’ll run the very real risk of incurring the full wrath of some of the planet’s most fearsome of grumpy bastards.
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