Well this is my first entry into the world of blogging. Yippee! Apparently in this space we as bloggers can write whatever drivel dribbles out of the recesses of our brains and we don't even have to stick to correct and well spelt English because apparently it is like a stream of consciousness, spur of the moment kind of thing. Wow, how liberating, but also what a sad reflection of the "hear today, gone tomorrow" world we live in now. It is no surprise that the world's population is becoming a retarded bunch of illiterate consumers.

Anyway, I have been asked to push traffic (I should buy myself a uniform and orange gloves) to what I must admit is a fantastic competition - the chance to win a season away in the mountains paid for by a company called Cabnine, or as I overheard someone pronouce it "cabneeene". If you guys and gals don't enter it I bloody well will!

So this is what you get: A full set-up of CABNINE™ clothing, return easyJet Flights to Geneva Airport, accommodation and food from the 2nd January 2007 to the end of the season – provided by rudechalets™, an AVORIAZ ski pass, a brand new RIDE Snowboard and bindings, GRAVIS trainers and rucksack, Zimstern jacket and pants and a NEFF beanie.

So get on there men and women. And if you would like to buy me a pair of orange gloves my birthday is the 31st of October...

Enter for you chance to win 4 months snowboarding