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How to Lose Friends and Alienate People (When Out Snowboarding)

A lesson in bad shred etiquette

15:02 27th November 2013 by Sam Oetiker
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Lose-Friends-and-Alienate-people-snowboardingBehold! Quite possibly, the dumbest snowboard related article you have ever read. Well actually, not entirely…

In it, we attempt to describe a number of different ways that you can royally piss off fellow mountain dwellers, from snaking lift lines to sideslipping down powder fields, But before we get going, we’d like to make it perfectly clear that by following the advice below, you run the risk of being spoken to by fellow riders with emotions varying from mild distaste, to a full blown longing to ram their brand new GoPro HD Hero 3+ up your backside… 

And although we’ve written this article with tongue firmly pressed in cheek, you’d definitely be doing well to bear these points in mind when you’re next up on the hill.

So without further ado, here’s our step-by-step guide on how to lose friends and alienate people (when out snowboarding): 

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