26/02/2014 | by Sam Oetiker
Ah yes, mysterious, far away from basically everything, Russia. In the last couple of months we’ve all been heavily bombed with negative information concerning human rights, whale rights and basically everything else that goes naturally right in most of the other countries in this world, but don’t quite seem to work out in this self-proclaimed democracy (good one, Russia!). But with the Winter Olympic Games in Sochi just around the corner, we thought we’d give you a little heads up on how they’ll very likely be one of the most exceptional games yet to come.
We gathered a few facts* that you might not have heard yet, talking to numerous experts and insiders. We now want to give you an exclusive behind-the-scenes look at the ginormous, and at times a bit confusing, event coming up. Some of these things we were told confidentially, but we love you so much, we’re going to take the risk of pissing off the crazy Russian intelligence agency anyways. Lean back and enjoy!
*by facts, we actually mean fiction