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Hollywood On Trial - Snowboarding Movie Moments

Hollywood On Trial - Snowboarding Movie Moments

Mike Brindley Mike Brindley

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Shit son, Hollywood just can’t get snowboarding right can it?

This week the Disney channel added to a long list of movie offences with their trailer for the film Cloud 9a Shaun White produced, cheesy as hell teenage drama that almost makes us want to jump ship on snowboarding altogether and go bury our heads in a termite’s nest.

Although they may not all be fresh out of American big budget studios, this has to be the final strike for mainstream movies. Surely they’ve been pushing things for far too long.

So to battle cringe with cringe, we’ve put together this trial of cinematic crimes. We found a selection of clips that actually contain snowboarding and still manage to suck – but just how bad are they? You be the jury…


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