DJing the Pirates Party

Greetings, I am the Essenjahl Selecta and I got invited by the pirates to play as a DJ in their new club, Lubedence.

Well, as you may have already heard, the pirate parties are known to be really sick so I had to prepare a specilal DJ set for the night.
So I made a few phone calls and I reached some cool artists who recorded me some songs about the pirates and the lubedence club.

Packed with my new songs in my vinyl bag I headed to the club. There were already people standing in line trying to get in. Some girls flirted with the bouncer even giving him kisses in the hope that they could come in. He wasn’t the biggest guy, I wonder how he got this job.

After fighting my way through the line I got in the club where I was confronted with two drunken heavy metal skandinavians with a whisky bottle in their hands: I was sure they wouldn’t stand it any longer and finish up by puking in the toilet.

I put my vinyl bag in the wardrobe were a really friendly guy gave me a free shot and told me somthing about Ä-televizle and that I should check it out.

I passed the dancefloor and the crowd was already in big party mood so I decided to get me a drink first. A nice two tirolean guys were working at the bar and they gave me a cuba libre. The Barkeepers were working their ass off at the bar. Even the boy bringing the beer couldn’t keep up. But he was flirting a lot.

I still had time before I would start to play so I joined a russian gangsta and two funny norwegians for a round of dart while another guy with a big cigar was watching us.

Beside the dart place there was a small room with two guys playing poker and a lot of people watching them. It must have been an interesting game and they looked pretty professional, they did a funny trick with the poker chips.

I was stoked to be on this lubedence party and I was curious how the crowd would react on my dubplates for the lubedence club. First I played some warmup tunes and then I played my special tune called “lubedence massive wine” and the poeple got crazy. It was a really nice dance. Girls were kissing each other and two breakdancers had a really sick battle going on.

In the early morning it was time for me to go home. When I left the club, the last drunken people got thrown out of the club and slowly the sun started to rise… I must say the people are not wrong about pirate parties, they rock.

The pirates will make a tour around europe in autumn showing some movie and I will play there too. So maybe come see us on a Lubedence Pirate Party. You won’t regret it.

Greetings,

Jocki

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